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Title The title is taken from a short story by Ian Fleming which was published after his death. He shakes it off by flying back thought the air base hanger and as the door closes the Acro-star slips thought but the missile doesn't. Unable to resist his urges, Bond infiltrates and finds Octopussy noticeable by her little octopussy. Bond is told of this and takes off to Persia to meet up with his taxi-driver friend but is instead captured after a torrid game of strip poker, which ends in him spending several nights in a 11th Century Castle offering to give large bearded guards "Nightcaps", that is, until he seduces some ladies and then climbs out through the basement and escapes, somehow finding the magic easter egg in the process. Unknowingly, Fleming had killed the woman's father earlier in a game of Strip Poker gone awry, but had given him the chance to put on his boots and hat before shooting him, an act that led to him gaining his daughter's respect and keeping him from being eaten by Spartans later. Plot Edit The film's exposition has Bond in Cuba dressed as a strange Blonde Cuban Commander with the assistance of his horse and a fake mustache. This idea was later scrapped and only India, and Persia were kept. She gives him the Easter Egg, They make love, and some people attack the resort, while Bond and his new aging love both are well over forty ride Crocodiles out of the Swamp.

Octupusy


The other two films were used as stock footage for the next five films. A flight back home on a private jet turns into terror when some strange men attack Bond and Octopussy's plane, yet fights them off, and then they lead a raid on some guy's castle. Somehow, Bond loses track of Octopussy again, it is implied that shes captured, but finds himself in Russia at a carnival, dressed as a clown, chasing the killers of the other clown Revealed to be that are actually trapeze artists. He shakes it off by flying back thought the air base hanger and as the door closes the Acro-star slips thought but the missile doesn't. He also, for probably the first time in a Moore Bond movie, shoots a man pointblank in the urethra. Unable to resist his urges, Bond infiltrates and finds Octopussy noticeable by her little octopussy. Something only could satisfy. For those of you stupid enough to think that this article refers to a perverted description of Octomom's latest pornographic flick, you either weren't around in , or you are so perverted that you are beyond the assistance of your local psychiatrist or counselor. Later at his hotel, after sleeping with a nice lady with eight vaginas , she jumps out the window with the easter egg yet casually and Bond is forced to start over again looking for this egg. Roger Moore was still serving his sentence as Bond To hide from the bizarre Vagisil Campaign and Jimmy Page had nothing to do except play the Theremin with his teeth, so he was selected to Produce and Direct the film. Filmed for the teaser trailer, but not used in the film, was a scene of Bond and Magda making love. This idea was later scrapped and only India, and Persia were kept. Plot Edit The film's exposition has Bond in Cuba dressed as a strange Blonde Cuban Commander with the assistance of his horse and a fake mustache. Despite all the ladies with guns and the danger, Bond seduces her, and she reveals the fact that she both respected and was attracted to him because he gave her father the respect of allowing him to put on his boots, and hat, before he killed him after a botched strip poker match eight years earlier in Korea. With the help of his ally and her good looks, escapes in his Acro-star Mini Jet. This is followed by Bond uttering the line "What I do for England". On some TV versions, certain sections of the title credit sequence have been blackened out to hide some of the more revealing bits of nudity. We won't see him 'til dawn. Then ride off into the sunset on a steamboat. ABC cut 30 seconds from this film for its network television premiere. Disguised as a high-ranking officer, Bond plants the device but comes face to face with 'himself'. Stevie Nicks had recently signed on with MGM's record label, Pussy with Big Teeth Records and received the Bond girl position to cover the costs of her recording sessions and as a tax write off. Bond escapes, the job successful after all. It was first cut from "Thunderball" Probably not Bond's finest hour, but original none the less.

Octupusy


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  1. Bond is told of this and takes off to Persia to meet up with his taxi-driver friend but is instead captured after a torrid game of strip poker, which ends in him spending several nights in a 11th Century Castle offering to give large bearded guards "Nightcaps", that is, until he seduces some ladies and then climbs out through the basement and escapes, somehow finding the magic easter egg in the process. But earlier, Kamal's men swam to the palace unmolested

  2. A flight back home on a private jet turns into terror when some strange men attack Bond and Octopussy's plane, yet fights them off, and then they lead a raid on some guy's castle.

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